Thursday, July 2, 2009
good eavning
....................idk my friend has swine fly i made it into his will 4 his itouch but now im sad cuz i only get it if he dies and hes not going to... =( no w8...no thats not what i ment
Sunday, June 28, 2009
8 reasons why you shod be afraid of Santa
8 reasons why you shod be afraid of Santa:
1) he watches you while your asleep
2) he knows when your awake
3) he keeps a list of naughty children
4) every year he brakes into your house and leaves lots of evidence while eating all your cookies and milk
5) he invites small children to sit in his lap in department stores
6) your children keep singing about him making out with your wife
7) he likes to stuff goodies in your socks
8) he hides hundreds of his "little helpers" in the wilderness for months at a time
1) he watches you while your asleep
2) he knows when your awake
3) he keeps a list of naughty children
4) every year he brakes into your house and leaves lots of evidence while eating all your cookies and milk
5) he invites small children to sit in his lap in department stores
6) your children keep singing about him making out with your wife
7) he likes to stuff goodies in your socks
8) he hides hundreds of his "little helpers" in the wilderness for months at a time
Friday, June 26, 2009
im baaaaaak!
ello world sorry its ben so long but ive been busy lately. recently ive taken to learning c++ wick is a universeal programing code and im enjoying it quite a bit ive writen sevwrel simple programs that do stuff like add 2 numbers or write the same phrase millions of times but im getting go0d fast im also playing around with lock picking wich i suck at but oh well im more likely to use programing skillz then b&e skillz speaking of crime my shwin was stolen today wich sucks because i just had it repared and lost the lock and my rents made me bike to the mall toget a haircut and leave my bike unlocked and now thare blaming me for it wich is ok cuz im not being punished for it and i dont care what they think.
imade 3 or 4 frends today i bumped into this guy at the mall i kinda knew and he neadad another member for this gatar hero champenship and now he wants to start a band and invited me but i dont think ill joun i have 0 musical talent so ill try to doge that some how...
i started writing a story for summer and it is intersting so far but i havent finshed yet for those of you intersted here it is:
The rain had been studly faling for weeks while the sky was a dismal gray, it was early in the morning when jerry the cat was gazing drowsally threw the storefront window at the drops falling into the large puddle in the street. His stare was interupped by the sudden ringing of the bell that had been tied to the door for many years. His hed flicked arround just in time to see a tall man enter the dusty shop. He had old leather shoes and pinstriped dresspants that were bearly visable under the long grey trench coat the man wore wich also looked wellused. The soggy jacket colar came up just enough for jerry to see the light beard that the man had neglected to shave for severel days. He was an older mad but not to the point that his thick curly hair had started to turn from black to gray. The man
thares more to it i just dont have access to it right now...
this is the video i took 0n my phon then i found a way to ger to the restricted area in the mall and some guy caught me so i had to book it out of thare sory thats bad quality and kinda boring...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
day 2
today is the second day of my blog and today's subject is the greatest game of all time; poker.
for the few of you who don't poker is a card game ware you try to make the best 5 or3 card you can. there are many forms of poker 5 card draw, hold'em (some people call it Texas hold'em but it didn't actually come from Texas), 7 card stud, and 5 card stud. their id also Indian poker which doesn't actually fit the description of poker but just has poker in the name.
the hands of poker are as fallows:
for the few of you who don't poker is a card game ware you try to make the best 5 or3 card you can. there are many forms of poker 5 card draw, hold'em (some people call it Texas hold'em but it didn't actually come from Texas), 7 card stud, and 5 card stud. their id also Indian poker which doesn't actually fit the description of poker but just has poker in the name.
the hands of poker are as fallows:
Hand | Example |
Royal Flush | |
Straight Flush Five cards in consecutive order from the same suit | |
Four Of A Kind Four cards from different suits of the same rank | |
Full House Three of a kind and a pair | |
Flush Five cards of same suit | |
Straight Five cards in consecutive order, any combination of suits | |
Three Of A Kind Three cards from different suits displaying the same number or picture | |
Two Pair Two groups of two cards showing the same number (or picture) | |
Pair One pair of identically ranked cards | |
Nothing/High Card Where there is non of the above are present the highest card of your hand is taken. (ranked highest to lowest A, K, Q, J, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2) |
Monday, June 1, 2009
hey blog readers
Hi its still the first day of my blog and in excited that I found out that I can set up my blog with advertisements so that when people click on them I get paid its probably only get paid like 0.01 cents per click but please click for my sake...
"For only one click a day you can help a starving child (teenager) in Alaska survive (buy an xbox)"
OK so your all probably wondering whats up with the random comic its a strip I call getto box (no not ghetto box) it was a idea I got in my history class one day when I was really bored.I started writing this story based on a long running joke about a pen that brought things to life. This is the first complete strip I've written, no its nether the beginning nor the end and no their is no real plot. its just a nonsensical comic.
Today's made up word is a synonym for a loan shark: fadoshbag. To those who don't get it that's to bad its your own fault for not having an extensive vocabulary.
ALERT XBOX PLAYERS I'm thinking of buying a xbox 360 what type of I console
should get. ( this is at the top of my list)
NOTICE TO HEADPHONE ENTHUSIASTS I'm thinking of buying a pair of top of the line headphones what types of fetchers should I get or if theirs a Certain model I should get. (this is second on the list)
ATTENTION HAM RADIO/RF SCANNER "HOBBYISTS" I'm thinking of buying a RF scanner what types of fetchers should I get or if theirs a Certain model I should get.
i dont feal creative enough 2 think of a title right now
hello have fallen victim of my blog. I recently have been looking threw some of the Google blogs and have spotted some patterns in my quest for nonconformism i will attempt to avoid them. a good example is posting artsy photos to make other people think your better then them. just to let you know...your not.
That was a random place to start but I have to start somewhere. So no some info about me...i live in Alaska. Yes we have 24 hr. sun in the the summer and no we don't live in igloos. in actuality no one does they're like temporary tents. that out of the way I'm about 14-17 the reason I'm not exact is that I haven't got the guts to let someone preform a surgery to count the rings. i love to listen to music but then again who doesn't? the people who say they don't have some bazaar thirst to have no personalty, to be stamped by a blank template.
new paragraph hmmmm idk time to post...bye
That was a random place to start but I have to start somewhere. So no some info about me...i live in Alaska. Yes we have 24 hr. sun in the the summer and no we don't live in igloos. in actuality no one does they're like temporary tents. that out of the way I'm about 14-17 the reason I'm not exact is that I haven't got the guts to let someone preform a surgery to count the rings. i love to listen to music but then again who doesn't? the people who say they don't have some bazaar thirst to have no personalty, to be stamped by a blank template.
new paragraph hmmmm idk time to post...bye
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